Spank The Tank: The Tale of Taglines

Good morning, folks. Bankai the very sleepy guy reporting. That smelly Ork b^$tard Meteorfall wanted me to post this. So here I am, ain’t it cool? Anyways, lets stab to the chase.

Spank the Tank is holding a bit of a competition at the moment.  In our epic search for a tag-line, me and Meteorfall have decided to share the mass XP and renown, and are giving you, you squishable non-tanking you, a chance to have written our latest tagline!

You have two weeks to get in your entries for a Spank The Tank tagline. We’ll decide based on humour, specifically sexual innuendo around ‘spanking’ and other such kinkiness, and if you can keep it WarHammeriffic.

Multiple entries are allowed, but no spam. Flamers, Trolls and Flooders will be warned, and then stabbed. Survivors will be stabbed again. Until they stop getting back up.

Infamy, renown, glory, cookies and hugs await the chosen among you! WAAAGH! For Destruction! For…for…For PONIES!

EDIT by Meteorfall : Either post your entries as comments here, or as a reply to this http://blogwarhammer.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=248 Thanks !

forponyImage above © Blind Ferret Entertainment


3 Responses to “Spank The Tank: The Tale of Taglines”

  1. 1 Omelettez
    January 25, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    First thing that came to mind was, “Now you’ll think twice when Black Orcs grunt.”

    Hope the other taglines are badass. Good luck!

  2. January 28, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Spank the Tank: ‘Cuz the pain goes straight to our heads

  3. January 29, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Spank the Tank: A firm hand and a hard Orc ass makes a beautiful class.


    Spank the Tank: A firm hand and a hard ass with just a touch of class.

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