Breakfast at WAR, one of my personal favorite blogs. And no, that’s not sarcasm. Anyways yeah, they started blogging about a week after we did and we’ve been putting up comments to each other ever since. The blog is ran by Pancakez, the dominant male, and Omelettez, the dominant female. And yes, that was a joke, of some sort. Now, the article I’m gonna talk to you about was written by Omelettez, it’s basically her version of Mark Jacobs’ state of the game.
I have to point out something here, I really like that girl’s sense of humor. Wait… where’s the fucking quote button ? Meh, I’ll resort to the “manual quote technique”. When talking about scenarios, she seemed pretty disapointed on how Mythic actually put that issue last. Okay folks, here comes the funny joke ! “Ok, unless they start kicking out all Engineers in Mourkain or something, they better start saying what it is they wish to refine.” Now that, is some funny shit. Engineers are goddamn pricks in Mourkain (and in.. every other scenario), and I would like to personally fong (ask Mike for what that means) every single one of them. Another funny joke is when she regards the “Keeps in general” section. This is what she said (no pun intended) : “I wish they could impliment something that forced people who were defending inside to go outside and attack the incoming wave of offense instead of sitting at the top going LOLOIL.” Now, I don’t know how many fucktards you saw spamming /lol at you when you were forcing your ass to try and break that fucking door open while you got burned with oil. I sure saw many.
Well, yeah. Read their shit, it’s gewd. That article is a very nice one too, points out most of the things that need to get adressed with ASAP.
Oh, one last note. Omelettez, that half-naked geisha avatar, I’m loving it. “NO ! PANCAKEZ, I DIDN’T MEAN THAT !!11!1!”
Spank the Tank 
If I didn’t keep DYING and running back to the keep, I’m sure I’d see more people lawling at me.
But thanks for the mention! =D We love you guys, so it all works out. Though you don’t have any half naked women plastered on your site =( And no worries, there’s not much someone with an avatar with a bunny with pancakes on its head can do to you.
Not much I can do? Have you ever seen what a rodent gnawing on your house can do? You best be steppin… or something. Thanks for the spotlight. 🙂
Hehe, no problem. I… I really didn’t mean that though 😛
Fong/Fonging (Verb): To skin something whilst having sex with it. Typically used as a threat by sick and twisted individuals.
And I really regret teaching you that word; having heard it from a friend of mine from WoW.
If you don’t know the origin of ‘fong’ you don’t deserve to be on the internetz. 😛 Or, as Watt would put it, “I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain!”
“Yes, master Watt, I expect there’ll be some severe fonging later.”
This is good feminism. Would you be kind enough to share your thoughts about this in this new girl-talk girls-forum that we’re developing?
It’s called girlsforum.com and generally a Women Chat Place to talk about girls, do relationship talk, ask for relationship advise and much more.
It’s a women’s forum and community that also caters to improving girl style, giving beauty tips, fashion advice, makeup advice, and sharing some girl chat.I’d be very happy to see your posts there. Good day!
How the smeg did some spambot relate sex jokes and gaming with pseudo-feminist stuff? The description of the website would piss off a few feminists I know.
HA! XD
That’s as good as the Viagra spam we’ve been getting at our blog.
And Mike is right, I’d probably piss off a crap ton of feminists. And I’m glad I do.
Now where’s my middle finger macro….
Trade you feminist spam for Viagra spam. I will make it uncomfortable for that guy. “Yes I do have trouble keeping it up for my special lady. Would you like to see?! RARGH!”
I just got the Viagra spam thing… I guess it reacts to the damn word. Now we’re even, oh wait… We’re not.
I am going to TAUNT that bastard.